I realize it has been quite a few days/weeks/ whatevers since I last blogged but i've been not busy doing nothing. So yeah. But here comes a really long blog. So almost be excited! Yeah!
So here I am in Charleston, my home town. I spent some of the best four years of my life here. Some people might say wtf? There's no beach. No there isn't, but I don't mind. I wanted to come here, and see some of my past. Here I had my first kiss, I had my first "heart break" if you can call it that, here I first remember crying, here I was almost poisoned to death. All of these stories I will go into detail very shortly.
Saturday-
My morning began with a phone call from Robert. It was roughly 10:50. He called and was like "Hey, can I come over now?" I responded with something like "Why so early? (in a very groggy tone)" and he was like "Dude i'm supposed to be there in like 10 minutes" And I was like "No way it's not even close to eleven." He then told me the time, I said a few four letter words and I began to rush getting my things packed as he drove over. My mom came home from her haircut and we loaded up in the car and hit the road. It was a five hour drive. A VERY long five hour drive. I don't think you know how long five hours is. It's three hundred minutes! Yeah, it was long though. So we get in, and the hotel looks like a castle, like legit. We took all of our stuff to the room, blah blah blah etc. Ate dinner. Food. Later that night Robert and I went into the hot tub and there was this weird man with his wife and kid, he was old, and reading star wars. Wtf? Who reads that? I mean you're freaking married with kids, it's time to grow up pal. Pedo. -.- Afterwards we went and chilled out in the hotel lobby, on the look out for females. Once while riding in the elevator there was this gothy-ish emo chick who was totally trying to hit on me. Too bad I wasn't interested. Day 1 end.
Girls pulled today- 1
Sunday-
Happy resurrection of Jesus day! Yes, Easter. Woke up, went running, ate breakfast, brought my mom breakfast in bed, walked around looking for open shops, found none, went to subway, went to the beach. At the beach I enjoyed myself quite a lot. First I took a nap and got burnt as anything because I refuse to wear sunscreen. See here's how it works. I'm a cheap person, I mean if we were dating (assuming you're a girl) I would spend money on you, blah blah (Not to say money makes a relationship or anything because I know you aren't a gold digger). So here's how it works. You go to the beach, get burnt as anything and wait a few days and you're a nice golden brown. Yes you will experience some pain but isn't that better than paying money going to a tanning bed and looking orange like a freaking oompa loompa? Yes? Good. So my skin is red, but i'll be brown soon, and it only took one day. Eat it. So at the beach, Robert and I did many things, took a walk, saw no cute girls, but really hot women (like in 20's), played Frisbee(which failed because it was windy), played paddle ball (which failed because Robert sucks with motor skills, a LOT!), we went into the ocean really deep, we ran out, he beat me because waves don't like me, and out of no where three girls came within a certain distance of us. It wasn't all up on us but it was within shouting distance, no doubt. They began to throw a softball around and kept "missing" the ball and trying to start conversation with Robert and I, I wasn't interested so I just kept on with our games, Robert and I then began pegging each other with a water ball thing, I won because he has terrible aim, and I throw harder. That night we went on a tour of a haunted jail. Over roughly one hundred years over thirteen thousand people were killed "I believe." Here's a bit about the place, if you're interested.
http://shadowboxent.brinkster.net/LEMUR/charlestonoldcityjail.htmlAfter that we went into the lobby and scoped out for girls. There were none.
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Monday- That's today! It is, so today we went around shopping. Everything is expensive here, but everything is expensive everywhere I suppose. Tax ranges from like 7.5-9.5% how odd right? It's pretty weird if you ask me, but it's no big deal. I bought a book, which you will probably see me carrying around as well as doing other random things with. After we went shopping we went to this zoo thing. I went there before when I was younger, when I was four or so. There are many animals, like bison, and pumas, and otters, and other aminals. <-- like aminal crackers. And right before we were about to leave I was bit by a copper head. (a VERY poisonous snake. Which could have easily killed me if it had bitten me fully.) I remember going in an ambulance, and crying, and that's about all. I was put under for a few days. They had some complications. They being the doctors. They didn't want to use anti-venom because it may have been too strong for my body to handle. It could have potentiality killed me. So they "sucked" if you will the venom out of my leg. It's impossible to get out all of the poison so to this day I still have a bit of venom in my blood. Not enough to kill me or anything but still. Then we went to my mom's hospital that she worked at when I was a child. Next door was a daycare that all of the employees took their children to. There I met the girl of my dreams. She was beautiful, and she never had periods, which meant she was never bitchy. Who cares if she was only six. So on her birthday she had this party, and during this party she kissed me. It wasn't some huge make out scene but it was my first kiss. Her name was Sawyer Brown. I'm not sure if she spells Sawyer that way but still. Find her and make us fall in love. Thanks. After that we went to my first house. I don't remember much but it had a cracked ceiling with glow in the dark stars on it. I remember my mom telling me that Santa had fallen on it and cracked it. After that we went to dinner. Blah blah. While at dinner a noes goes situation came up. Robert and I usually do other things such as elbow goes, and toes goes. Well me being the clever guy I am I said "Will's dick goes", so I gently placed my hand on my crotch and that was that. A few minutes pass by and everything is fine because I won, except for when Robert squared me up and kneed me in the crotch. Ow. Ow. Did I mention Ow? Then we went back to the hotel for hot girl steak out night three. There was this girl, wearing a tight fitted dress( take that as you will) and was pretty as anything.So Robert and I watched her in a (not) stalkerish way, to see which room she went into. Robert and I had to devise a plan to get her away from her parents and into the lobby with us. So here was the plan. Find a girls item and go to the room, say something like your daughter dropped this in the lobby, hope she would come to the door, and the convince her to come chill with us. That wasn't good enough. So we got a marker and wrote my cell on a chapstick tube. So we go to the area where her room was and there was actually three other rooms we couldn't see. Great. Long story short no one admitted to having a daughter. Two people wouldn't even open their doors. No big deal though. So here's to you girls with a nice ass, I mean tight fitting dress.
Girls pulled today-0
Girls today I wanted to pull that I was actually attracted to-1
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The End.
