Today I was in the halls going to my locker before school began. There was some girl with her bag in front of my locker and she was like next to me. So I wasn't going to ask to move it so I just kind of moved it aside and began to use my locker. Without my knowledge she walked off. I finished grabbing my books and then I stood up to notice she was gone and her locker was still open. Her stuff was gone, he bag was gone, she was gone. I didn't know what to do! I wasn't sure if I should leave it open because she might have been coming back, but there was no one around. I swear I saw a tumble weed float by. So I just kind of left it there. And then I had a conversation with myself inside of my head. It was like this.
Me: Hey, I closed your locker for you this morning.
Girl with bag: Why? I had to freaking come back out here and put in my combination again.
Me: Uhm, I don't know, I didn't know where you went and I didn't want people taking your stuff.
Girl who left her locker open: I freaking hate you gosh!
Me: ....
Girl who blocked my locker: Don't ellipses dots at me!
Notice even though they have different names they are all the same girl.
The End.
What no picture?!?!? What a bum out.
Sowwie.
The real end.
I can't end with a real in it, it just doesn't work.
The end.
http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091204/wtf_women_69.jpg
ReplyDeleteI just tried for like ten minutes to post this picture, but apparently I can't HTML in here? Anyway, recommended plan of action:
1. Take all her stuff out of her locker
2. Put it in YOUR locker
3. Close her locker
4. "Dude idk that's so weird! I think I left my locker open too. Somebody must have been screwing with you" next time you are both at lockers.
I would feel so bad though. Think about if someone did that to you and you couldn't find your books/ other stuff that goes in your locker. I would die. Almost. Plus i've only seen her like once.
ReplyDeleteso wat if she had to reput in her combination (hypothetically speaking). she wouldnt even need a combination if all her books got stolen!!! closing it is the only solution, and adding a little note in there b4 u closed it would have been hilarious :)
ReplyDeleteSo here's what you do:
ReplyDelete1) Go find the girl and tell her you want to be her baby's daddy.
2) Yall get married off in Australia on a random beach.
3) After about 10 years, you tell her this whole locker incident. Worked on my wife.