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Monday, February 22, 2010

Winky face.

Hey guys. I like to wink. It's creepy. It makes others feel awkward. That's why I enjoy it. Stop making it awkward i'll stop winking. Case and point. A very dull meaningless boring point, but a point none the less.


So. I watch the bachelor. It's kinda really good plus it makes my emotions go crazy. Which has good and bad effects on me.
Good: It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Bad: It makes me want to go and try and charm any girl within a virtual light year. (That means all girls ever, unless there are some that live light years away and i'm not sure about them. I think I could be attracted to alien chicks. As long as they had like normal amounts of arms, or if they could hide the extra ones. The extra ones would be good for like multi-tasking. Cleaning, cooking, taking care of our alien/human baby. That was a long side note. Plus it's sarcasm.
Girls= Guys.)
So yeah, watch out girls because when Monday nights come i'm going to try and hit you up (not really).

I like to argue. A lot. Lets argue sometime. About anything, everything, the whole unicorn vs. big foot debate about which is better. I'd rather something better. Like relationships, or religion, abortion, weed. I like to learn, I like to hear other people's points of view. Giggle. Giggle.

I think surprise kisses are totally okay. Especially spontaneous ones. And I don't think the person who got kissed should be upset/mad in any way shape or form. It's not like they're stealing your virginity. They should be flattered, someone feels so much emotion for you that they can no longer express their emotions in words so they use physical actions. How awesome. Emotions are awesome. This hasn't happened to me but i've recently been thinking about preforming one of these but I didn't because I was afraid and I didn't want awkwardness. I was hoping I could give my self some verification and approval but it didn't work. Even if you told me it was okay I wouldn't care. I mean I would, but I doubt it would change anything. Oh well. No surprise kiss for you. How sad.

The End.


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