Next order of business. I was over at a friends house last night. Roughly 12:30 I believe. And my friend fell asleep. It's only right to draw obscene drawings and such on ones face correct? Well I didn't know where the markers were. So instead I shot him with about fifteen nerf darts. He woke up when I shot him in the face. "IN THE FACE!" -The Hangover. Oh and this morning I went to leave his house and I left my cell phone at his house. So I went back and ran into his house, ran to where my phone was, and picked it up and ran back out without saying a word. They were in the room with my phone. It was slightly awkward but I felt like a huge ninja.
I was also talking to my best friend last night. She's black. Yeah. Woot. Way to point out people's races. And she told me that i'm really all or nothing. Allow me to explain. I'm going to be Will, i'm not going to be the Will you want me to be or the Will I expect you want me to be. When I first meet someone i'm not going to act any differently just because I want you to like me. Because in the end you'll end up seeing the "real me" and if you don't like it then you're dumb, and I wasted my time trying to be someone who i'm not. I feel like many people say that about themselves and I guess it's true. But I'm different, and I'm special because I'm different and I'm special. You don't know other people like me. I'm so outspoken, and irrational, and lots of other really seemingly bad traits that actually make me very unique and fun to be around when i'm not yelling at you. (Which should occur if I actually care about you.)
That's all, continue your lives that are hopefully less boring and pointless to me other than the fact that I help keep plants alive by converting Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide. Gotta save the trees right? Yay.
The End.

I know you told me to post a comment last night, so here I am! Soooo, you're such a fail, I have so many Sharpies in my basement, you can't even walk around without running into one. 1000% serious. Oh, forget that last 0 in 1000, I pressed 0 three times, and am too lazy to go back and fix it, so I'm just gonna make this comment longer and make you feel important. Antidisestablishmentarianism Hippopatamus Roflmaowowcopter Lolipops
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Robert Memmer
u used the word ninja inappropriately in the context of ur sentence...ninjas wouldnt have been seen and therefore the situation wouldnt have been awkward :)
ReplyDeleteand im glad im not the only person who says IN THE FACE!!! wen someone gets hit ins the face :P
u care nothing for the environment...ur a litterbug.
crap even with all this typing Robert's comment is still longer than mine
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penis :P