Sometimes I wonder why Christmas was started. I know because it was the birth of Christ and stuff but like why presents? And why fat men in red suit who have enough cravings for cookies that can last a life time all in one night? Sounds more like a pregnant woman in a red suit, whose having some crazy cravings for cookies, but that still doesn't explain the gifts. Anyways.
As I've gotten older I've begun to notice a few things. Such as, my mother's handwriting and Santa's handwriting are very very similar. My mother AND Santa both use the same wrapping paper. My family always leaves out my Mom's favorite type of cookies for Santa. And every Christmas morning I find those cookies in our outside trash can. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Here's how it happens. My mom and Santa probably write the same because they took penmanship classes together because they both need to have good handwriting. Santa probably can't afford to buy all of his own wrapping paper so he ask that every family send him one roll of wrapping paper each year. And I think that everyone's favorite kind of cookie is chocolate chip, so no problems there. And the thing with the cookies in the garbage it's all a big cover up, Santa is lactose intolerant. And EVERYONE knows you can't eat cookies without milk. So Santa just throws them out in hopes that no one notices. But I notice, I do. Santa= Real. :D
Enjoy, notice the eyes. Oh, and if you're a crazy feminist girl who would take offense to a Santa staring at her breast, this is not a picture of that. Santa is staring intently at her red heels.
(He's so checking out her boobs)
The End.
Saint Nicholas (270 - 6 December 346) is the canonical and most popular name for Nicholas of Myra, a saint and Greek Bishop of Myra. Because of the many miracles attributed to his intercession, he is also known as Nicholas the Wonderworker. He had a reputation for secret gift-giving, such as putting coins in the shoes of those who left them out for him, and thus became the model for Santa Claus, whose English name comes from the Dutch Sinterklaas. His reputation evolved among the faithful, as is common for early Christian saints.
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i think he is looking at her pretty necklace :-)
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