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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Day 1


I'm really not sure why this was labeled day one, i'm sure I won't update this daily and i'm sure that by the next time i'm going to forget what day it should be.
Let me apologize in advance for anyone I may offend. I'll try to be "politically correct" with the terms I use.
I'll also try and keep name dropping to a minimum.
If you don't like me, or don't like my blog then don't read it, it's easy as that. I don't need you spamming the comments saying how uncool I am and other crap like that.
I'll try to keep it interesting, I think i'm interesting, but that could just me be.
If you have suggestion i'd love to hear them, if you want me to talk about a certain topic or something i'd love to do that.
I will be posting pictures, and other things I find to be very entertaining, if you find that you don't like them or if they're crude then don't keep coming back. It's really that easy.
I'll try not to vent to much, though I find it quite enjoyable.
I want you guys to comment on it! It doesn't even have to be anything meaningful, just tell me that you liked it, or i've had better. Anything at all really, just be nice.
I'm going to edit this many times before I just leave it be. (This is the third edit)

For anyone who just randomly stumbled onto my blog that picture is of me. I'm sixteen, I love sarcasm and will be using it regularly, my names Will, i'm about 6ft1. That's really about all you need to know.

As of recently i've been getting more and more fed up with Facebook. I understand that the staff felt the need to alter or as they call it "upgrade" it but there was no need for that. If anything it should be an option to use this "upgraded" Facebook. The new wall system is terribly annoying.
Yes Facebook I would like to know exactly who each one of my friends added, Yes Facebook I would love to see exactly what people are saying to each other. Can I please have a little bit of privacy? I understand that if you post something on a wall it can be viewed by everyone but still, it doesn't need to be on the news feed. This is just promoting people to become stalkers. As if we don't already have enough of those.

The chat isn't that great of a feature either. I like that I can chat with people, given it isn't down for maintenance, or I keep getting the sending message, or Facebook says they're online and they sign off right when you enter a message. But other than that I have no problems with it. It's a great tool for communication, I am able to ask out girls without the harsh feelings of reject, or I can be a forty year old man trying to seduce sixteen year old girls, but that's besides the point.

The new security feature is such a hassle. I mean does it really matter that i'm a online predator? I really don't think it should. As long as i'm not doing anything wrong I really don't think I should have to enter 10 letters every time I want to post something. Can't Facebook's staff see that i'm not an automated robot? Guess not. Soon we'll be having to enter long fifty digit long codes and there won't even be a point to post anything on anyone's wall.

The last thing i'd like to address is the applications. I don't count photos, marketplace, and the other basic ones an app so just disregard those in this. There are so many apps to date it's ridiculous. There are more than ten thousand. I think I may have about five. It's not that I don't get around to using a lot of apps, it's just that i delete them because I hate getting the notifications. 10 new notifications. -Click notification box- 17 of your friends have just taken a quiz about unicorns, take the quiz now and see how you compare? 33 of your friends have just joined online predators anonymous, send them a gift to welcome them now. I really don't care that much. I do like bumper stickers though, I find good use of them and I actually use them every once in a while. Farm ville is a terrible app. I really don't care that you have puny looking crops, and that you found a sad looking cow on your farm. Do cows even have emotions? It's not even realistic. Where are all the workers and pesticides? And the illegal substances used to make the crops grow faster and bigger, don't forget those.

The End.

3 comments:

  1. Nice job for Day 1. Isn't it fun to get your feelings "off your chest". Love it, keep posting.

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  2. I HATE the sending message on facebook chat too. Incorrect, FarmVille is awesome haha(my crops aren't puny). bottomline? I like your post, it's pretty funny.

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  3. Everyone hates Facebook. You can edit your applications so you don't get notifications, or better yet, don't have any applications at all. Truth regarding the 29387423847 character codes. It's kind of like government. A too-limited idea trying to satisfy too many people.

    Anyway, cute, keep posting.

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